Air Conditioners and common sense
I am in the Pacific NorthWest area of the U.S. and we are currently at around 75-78 degrees F on a day to day basis. Last week, we actually had a run of rain for three or four days which was very nice. Now, last month it was HOT. I believe in using modern conveniences like an air conditioner when it is so ASS-HOT that I can’t see for the sweat in my eyes upon waking. That is hot. Now, at this moment in time, it is not hot. 76F according to the NWS. So, why is it that several people have their air conditioners on right now? Last night, a cool 66F, as I was strolling with my Katie, three, THREE, people had their air conditioners on! I propose an air conditioner invention which has an ambient thermometer for inside and out. When the temperature outside falls below the inside temp, the air conditioner automatically shuts off and shocks the user if they try to turn it back on. Obviously, that is a drastic measure, but pain therapy does wonders for some people. The air conditioner also has a learning curve and will stop administering shocks when it can last the space of several minutes without being molested by its owner right after it turns off. The only problem I can foresee is that my company would be sued for customer abuse or some such crap, even though we all could use a little lesson in resource management. I will now take this moment to boost my own ego and talk about my recycling regimen.
I like recycling. It is a good idea. I want to reuse any materials possible so that I don’t feel so bad when I see a parent buying plastic diapers where the shit inside them will be dust before they decompose. Originally, my apartment complex had recycling bins and I used them with pride. Then, the complex changed garbage companies and the recycling is gone. Instead of just throwing away my plastic bottles in petulance, I called the local hotline for recycling and talked with a nice woman who directed me to a state-sponsored recycling/dump location. Every week or two I collect all the plastic bottles, 1, 2, and 3 codes, along with corrugated cardboard, glass bottles, and even two or three newspapers and travel twenty minutes north to this location. I put them in the bins and drive back home. This is not convenient for me, but I think it is important. I even collect other people’s recycling on occasion on my way. This is my small contribution to the cause of furthering humanity’s place on earth. Thank you. Heartfelt congratulations and praise is always welcome.
